Monday, April 7, 2008

Zoob Discusses UVSC's "Hot" Women

Local Zoobie Greg Vandagriff has come to the "fascinating" conclusion that the women of UVSC are better looking than the women who attend BYU.

UVSC vs BYU - Who’s got the hotter student body? (

Greg bases his theory on the fact that the best looking girls in his apartment complex attend UVSC. He backs up his claim by noting that "a handful of really good-lookers" are usually standing in line at Wal-Mart at 1:00 in the morning. And what soon-to-be-university is right across the street from said Wal-Mart? You guessed it–UVSC. He even conducted a control study by visiting the Lindon Wal-Mart in the wee hours of the morning, "which yielded no good-looking girls, only scary-looking hoodlums and rapscallions of various ethnicities."

Godspeed to you Greg Vandagriff, you connoisseur of the female form. May you weather the storm of various ethnicities and find the Eternal Companion with the nicest rack.

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